Small yet meaningful tit bits to make you smile.
1.Cigarette –A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2.Lecture –An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of neither.
3.Conference –The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
4.Compromise –The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
5.Miser –A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
6.Optimist –A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway, ‘see I am not injured yet.’
7.Diplomat –A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
8.Opportunist –A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
9.Boss –Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
10.Smile –A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11.Etc –-A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
12.Atom Bomb –An invention to end all inventions.