Some tit-bits of life

Some one to two liners to keep you wise and worthy always.

1. Perfect competition is a broader concept than pure competition.

2.If you know yourself you know quite the world.

3. You may not be lucky every day so utilise time and opportunities actively and wisely.

4. You are a man of dust. You get your powers from dust and you lose them in dust.

5. I thank God to have lived a life to understand its meaning of how there is a certain similarity and dissimilarity between life and death, heaven and hell, a house a cell. In the end, I neither lost nor I won. I did not try madly to go down to hundred or jump on number one. God came and gave me moral powers to feel better and live a worthy life. For this universal change, I thanked the skies and the sun. 

6. Will you love me if I say I hate you? Will you care when I would dangerously dare to end you? If yes, you already got my heart. Not because you are very stylish and smart. But because you did something which closed my angry eyes and opened doors of my heart.

7. Please forgive my sins, please ignore. I was a desperado in the past, but I love you now more. With you around I score high that’s for sure. You are a Godsend messiah to make my life happy and rosy. When you are there I feel so cosy. If ever I hurt you, I am so sorry. You don’t know for you how much I worry. You are my love, you are my dear. You are always in my heart whether you are physically far or near.

8.If you go in for argument take care of your temper, your logic if you have any and everything will take care of itself.

9. It’s all in your mind—How do we manifest prosperity? It is a fact that prosperity begins in the mind. First as an idea and then it comes into form. Thoughts are things and your thoughts create your reality. Ease up. Emerson has a said-A man is what he thinks about all day long. I am prosperity, Be the architect of your life. Life is a state of consciousness. As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.

10. A true player till the end is a true winner, though his lines of score can be from others visibly thinner.

11. Not just talk but deeds make you best of your creed.

12. A joke—A drunken man gets on the bus late one night and sits next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up and down and says, I’ve got news for you, you are going straight to hell. Man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, Damn I am on the wrong bus.

13. A fool and his money are soon partying.

14. Never put anything on paper, my boy and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

15. In a Taiwanese restaurant, 1 billion snails are served in a restaurant.

16. Carrots have zero fat content.

17.Consciousness—That annoying time between naps.

18. A joke—If you lend someone money, Rs.20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it.

19. Quote-Few women admit their age, some act them.

20. Some relations need love to strengthen. When you don’t give that, worries get lengthened.

21. You must come across many new things in life every day. You may fall down or have fever, so life is all about knowing, realizing, experiencing and trying to perform. Firstly you have to be students in life, at another moment the masters of your destiny. Sometimes half-knowledge can be okay, but once you need to be the know-all machine to guide many who need your guidance. A life without action cannot give pure satisfaction. You need to do one thing at a time and that too in a worthy way.

22. Zindagi rocks, so absorb all shocks and continue to work round the clock. Understand life’s framework, its course. Noone can wrongly mould if you take on yourself a steady hard hold and prove that you are able one or two or manifolds.

23. Life is to experience and enhance. Life is to work and if given a good chance,life is to love,romance and dance. Life has its importance.

24. Fraudsters and cheapsters have to be satisfied with life’s leftovers and can never make it to wear the smart pullovers.

25. Friendship is forever if you are that much genuine.

26. The depth of life can be known when we in depths dive and come out victorious with a high five.

27. Prove to the people who need proof, and then enjoy and have a good time under a safe roof.

28. I am free and so is my spirit, just need a self which will bring me merit.

29. Brain quotient to be more—to be unstoppable. Brain quotient if zero—to be unspottable.

30. Have a futuristic mind and a good behind. One will bring success and goodness, one will bring guys swooning blind.

31.Some things suit when they situate themselves with strategy and substantiality.If you want to achieve you have to believe.

32.People go through many phases of their life, small to big, good bad, obvious to unique so be in all.

33.Boasty toast is only his life’s satisfying host.

34.If there is too much competition around, to stick your neck you have to be an armed deck.

35.Crack the jackpot, you quick shot, don’t just lie and rot.

36.Time tocks never to come back, so to put in best efforts do not in anything lack, have ready a great stock and every time be a power pack.

37.Don’t distract,attract,don’t sleep,interact.Don’t be stupid, handle life with tact.

38.You are never too good so keep on improving, you never get all the knowledge.So always keep on being a good student.Life will always hold its position of a teacher and man his student.

39.We are victims of self-fascination.

40.Quote—Chastity is curable if detected early.

41.He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

42.Quote—If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight.

43.In a man’s life first comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

44.Find ecstasy in life.The meres sense of living is joy enough.

45.Joke—What will happen if you dial 001?

—-The police will come in reverse gear.

46.Optimists laugh to forget.Pessimists forget to laugh.

47.Work is the curse of the drinking class.

48.WOMAN-The most efficient money reducing or swallowing agent known to mankind.She’s the money spinner and game buster too, whether you like it or not.

49.A closed mouth gathers no foot.

50.Joke- I want to share everything with you, your joys, sorrows, happy moments, every second of the day so let’s start with your ATM password.

51.Find your true path.It’s so easy to become someone, we don’t want to, without even realising its happening.

52.Joke—Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and at each new year find yourself to be a better man.

53.Sometimes you are clumsy, sometimes proper. Sometimes you are stupid, sometimes super. Sometimes you are clever, sometimes a duffer. But enjoy and learn from everything life offers.

Published by ambikajha

I am Ambika Jha.I like to write on different topics.I feel life is too short for anything.So let us work our best in the given time and let life's music be in rhythm and rhyme.So be your best and never stop to learn and write.

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